Seven Types - Joke

> > >> Results of a recent research study show that there
> >>>> are now 7 kinds of sex.
> > >>
> > >> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex
> > >> happens when you first meet someone
>>>>> and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
> > >>
> > >> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is
>>>>> when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
>>>>> so needy you will have sex anywhere,
> > >> even in the kitchen.
> > >>
> > >> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is
>>>>> when you have been with your partner for a long time.
>>>>> Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have
> > >> sex only in your bedroom.
> > >>
> > > > The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
> > >> This is when you have been with your partner far too
>>>>> long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
> > >> both say 'screw you.'
> > >>
> > >> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
> > >> Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the
>>>>> afternoon and nun at night. (Very Popular)
> > >>
> > >> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
> > >> stand your wife any more. She takes you
>>>>> to court and screws you in front of everyone.
> > >>
> > >> And; Last, but not least,
> > >>
> > >> The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
>>>>> You get a little each month, But not enough to enjoy your self.
> > >>
> > >> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE
> >>> IN. I have enough problems of my own.